Disclaimer: If you don’t like foul language, or people who smoke weed this blog is likely not for you - I curse like a sailor, fuck is my favorite word, and I like to smoke weed. A LOT.

Disclaimer #2: If you don’t have anything nice to say or anything helpful to contribute please move on your merry way - this is not the place for haters, Karen’s, Kevin’s, or Negative Nancy’s.

I’m a recovering alcoholic and I’ve been alcohol free for one year now. I am a baseball mom, a karate mom, a piano mom; a wife, a stoner, and burgeoning backyard homesteader, who has set out on this blogging journey to help others who feel lost find their way.